diff --git a/apps/telemetry-worker/src/index.test.ts b/apps/telemetry-worker/src/index.test.ts
index 60eb5428c..b970043fe 100644
--- a/apps/telemetry-worker/src/index.test.ts
+++ b/apps/telemetry-worker/src/index.test.ts
@@ -89,13 +89,25 @@ describe('telemetry ingest', () => {
     expect(points[2].blobs).toEqual(['yes']);
   });
 
-  it('rejects GET with 405', async () => {
-    const { env } = makeEnv();
+  it('redirects GET to the telemetry docs with 302 without writing points', async () => {
+    const { env, points } = makeEnv();
     const res = await worker.fetch(
       new Request('https://telemetry.pgflow.dev/', { method: 'GET' }),
       env,
     );
+    expect(res.status).toBe(302);
+    expect(res.headers.get('location')).toBe('https://pgflow.dev/reference/telemetry/');
+    expect(points).toHaveLength(0);
+  });
+
+  it.each(['HEAD', 'PUT', 'PATCH', 'DELETE', 'OPTIONS'])('rejects %s with 405 without writing points', async (method) => {
+    const { env, points } = makeEnv();
+    const res = await worker.fetch(
+      new Request('https://telemetry.pgflow.dev/', { method }),
+      env,
+    );
     expect(res.status).toBe(405);
+    expect(points).toHaveLength(0);
   });
 
   it('rejects malformed JSON with 400', async () => {
diff --git a/apps/telemetry-worker/src/index.ts b/apps/telemetry-worker/src/index.ts
index c41617973..5d0a1f69d 100644
--- a/apps/telemetry-worker/src/index.ts
+++ b/apps/telemetry-worker/src/index.ts
@@ -126,6 +126,9 @@ const reject = (status: number) => new Response(null, {
 
 export default {
   async fetch(request: Request, env: Env): Promise<Response> {
+    if (request.method === 'GET') {
+      return Response.redirect('https://pgflow.dev/reference/telemetry/', 302);
+    }
     if (request.method !== 'POST') return reject(405);
 
     const contentType = request.headers.get('content-type') ?? '';
diff --git a/apps/telemetry-worker/wrangler.toml b/apps/telemetry-worker/wrangler.toml
index 27eb9f42a..bd5261aa3 100644
--- a/apps/telemetry-worker/wrangler.toml
+++ b/apps/telemetry-worker/wrangler.toml
@@ -2,6 +2,10 @@ name = "pgflow-telemetry"
 main = "src/index.ts"
 compatibility_date = "2026-09-01"
 
+[[routes]]
+pattern = "telemetry.pgflow.dev"
+custom_domain = true
+
 [[analytics_engine_datasets]]
 binding = "PGFLOW_TELEMETRY"
 dataset = "pgflow_telemetry"