Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-5835 (?)
- SCP-5835 is a talking canary named "Cadmium" that appears whenever a person strongly wishes to never see the color yellow again. When it manifests, it takes away that person's ability to see yellow, making yellow things look white or gray instead. The canary then continuously bothers the person, called SCP-5835-A, with facts about the color yellow until they apologize and promise to love yellow. This canary cannot be harmed, and its whereabouts are unknown when it's not bothering someone. To contain it, a specific person is chosen to hate yellow, which makes the canary appear, and then they are given anger management training to keep the canary from bothering others.
- No soap radio (?)
- "No soap, radio" is a practical joke and a form of surreal comedy where the punchline has no logical connection to the joke's setup. The prank typically involves a teller and an accomplice who pretends to understand and laugh at the nonsensical punchline, aiming to trick a third person into either feigning understanding to avoid looking foolish or expressing confusion, which then allows the pranksters to mock them. This phenomenon is often cited as an example of groupthink and peer pressure, similar to conformity experiments, demonstrating how people might agree with a group despite their own judgment. The phrase became popular in New York in the 1950s and has since appeared in various forms in popular culture.