uptime: disable some tests on Android

[cakebaker]

This PR disables some tests on Android in an attempt to get the CI back to green.

[codspeed-hq]

Merging this PR will not alter performance

✅ 357 untouched benchmarks
⏩ 50 skipped benchmarks¹

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_{Comparing cakebaker:uptime_android (8b714c6) with main (e0d1665)²}

Footnotes

1. 50 benchmarks were skipped, so the baseline results were used instead. If they were deleted from the codebase, click here and archive them to remove them from the performance reports. ↩

2. No successful run was found on main (31ed04b) during the generation of this report, so e0d1665 was used instead as the comparison base. There might be some changes unrelated to this pull request in this report. ↩

[github-actions]

GNU testsuite comparison:

Skip an intermittent issue tests/date/date-locale-hour (fails in this run but passes in the 'main' branch)
Skipping an intermittent issue tests/tail/tail-n0f (passes in this run but fails in the 'main' branch)
Note: The gnu test tests/printf/printf-surprise is now being skipped but was previously passing.
Note: The gnu test tests/tail/pipe-f is now being skipped but was previously passing.
Congrats! The gnu test tests/unexpand/bounded-memory is now passing!
Note: The gnu test tests/env/env-signal-handler was skipped on 'main' but is now failing.

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